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07 February 2007

pestilence

tragedy and danger have befallen the house of lords (which i've recently decided is what i'm calling roddy's 6 gallon tank) in the form of the dread pirate ick*. our brave little hero is currently undergoing treatment that turns his water blue. his only public reaction to the matter thus far, predictably, has been "this is bullshit." he has no further statement at this time and i ask that you respect his privacy as he deals with this matter in the only way he knows how: the manly way.
"this is bullshit."

* ick is really a parasite called Ichthyophthirius multifiliis, not a pirate.

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Blogger Ruby (15 February, 2007 17:01)

ahhh the dreaded Ick. I have lost a friend or two to it, love putting the colourful stuff in the water though!

One of my fish has a dodgy gut now, everytime he eats he spends the next two hours floating around upside down with gas...

 

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