pants on fire

there probably are things in the world that make me happier than a 60¢ bag of doritos from the 24 hour deli right when i get off the subway in queens in the middle of the night. i just can't think of any right at this moment.

the whole thing about rivers cuomo was an april fools gag. sorry if i got you. i shan't make a habit of it.

to be honest i was pretty touched by the people who emailed excited to congratulate me on the whole thing. people were actually exuberantly happy for me and i had to tell them it was just a dirty lie. it made me feel like a dick. i guess i just don't have what it takes to be an april fools day prankster. i'm not hard enough.

if i ever make a music video, the first one will probably be some standard boy-meets-girl narrative type story, but that'll be secondary to the fact that the whole video starts out totally white and out of focus and by the end it's in focus but fades to total black. well, maybe. i just thought of that in the subway. in the morning it might sound as dumb to me as it does to you right now.

i was really pulling for george mason tonight.

you win some, you lose some.