here are some things.

1. sorry.
   
2. there is a disconnect between how you see yourself and how others see you.
   
3. who's right?
4. nights in shining amor.
5. i'm not ready to go...i just got here.
6. a band-aid on your hairy arm.
7. someone remembers the worst thing you've ever done and they'll never forget it.
8. the absolute worst idea ever is to give lingerie as a gift.
9. 
   
10. someone else knows something else and they think it's the worst thing but they're wrong and you're sure not going to correct them.
11. pyrrhic victory.
    
12. there's no way that stain is coming out.
13. my brother turned 21 yesterday. i sent him an e-card with a pic from www.ratemypoo.com. but only because for my birthday he trolled the internet for the grossest picture of a fat naked bald lady he could find.
    
14. do not go there.
15. you are so totally fucking predictable.
    
16. you don't know. you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know. you don't know.
17. i hate this game but at least i'm winning.
18. nonsense. all of this is.